Yo Momma wears combat boots.
Yo Momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo Momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo Momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo Momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight.
Give me 5 Russian composers. _________________ Not all who wander are lost
1.Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life
2.Hold faithfulness and sincerity as first principles
3.It is better to light one small candle than to curse the darkness.
4.The expectations of life depend upon diligence; the mechanic that would perfect his work must first sharpen his tools.
5.The superior man is distressed by the limitations of his ability; he is not distressed by the fact that men do not recognize the ability that he has.
-Look at all those curves, and me with no brakes.
-If I had a nickel for everytime time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have 5 cents.
-You know sweetie, my lips won't kiss themselves...
-You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
-If you were a library book I would check you out.
Give me the 5 worst movies ever. _________________ Not all who wander are lost
Harry Potter theme song
James Bond theme song
Soul Bossa Nova(Austin Powers theme song)
Theme song from "Catch me if you can"
I cna't think of any others! :evil: :mrgreen:
Gimme the five instruments that you'd play if you didn't already play trumpet.
aww :sad:
well how about give me 5 brands of tennis shoes (sneakers for you odd people).
That is a boring one but just to get it back going. _________________ Not all who wander are lost
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